Boys. Boys are weird. From the time they discover their genitals, it's all about the twig and berries (as Austin Powers said). Tonight in the bathroom, I almost peed my pants (thank you 38 week pregnant body). Here's a transcript.Read more
Sullivan: hey what are these things? <poke poke poke> They look like little cheeks. Like little penis cheeks.
Mac & I: ::inaudible words due to laughter::
S: what? What's so funny? Are they cheeks or what? They're pretty jiggly.
Me: Sullivan they're testicles. All boys have a penis and testicles.
S: all boys?
Me: all boys.
S: why doesn't Rooney have any, then? He's a boy.
Me: good question. <distract with bubbles in bathtub>
We'll tackle that topic later.